A: Why? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and bumper sticker that says "Guns don't kill people- I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact, and wave "Hello" if she's cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy Psychadelics.
Q: What can you do to ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
