GET OFF ME...I'll do it MYSELF.
DAMN GIRL! My tits are bigger than yours!
No, I don't love your mind. I can't grab that!
I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker!
Do you mind if I film this? Actually, I AM filming this...
Haven't you ever done this before??
By the way, I want to break up.
Do you know what black widow spiders do after sex??
Again? I barely stayed awake the first time!
You're about as good as a nine year old, and I should know.
Hold on...let me change the channel...
God, I wish you were a real woman.
Why can't you ever shave your legs??
Oh, by the way...I ran over your dog on the way here.
Just use your finger...it's bigger.
You're a nurse, right? What's it mean when it hurts when you pee?
Geez...I never knew THAT could be hereditary!
You're not even as good as my brother!!
Mind if I smoke while you eat??
My mom taught me this...
Hey, call your dad in here, that would be really cool...
That's IT?!?!
Do I have to pay for this??
You look better in the dark.
Don't tell my husband/wife!
You have the same bra my mom does!
This sucks!
Can you finish now? I have an appointment.
I hope you don't expect a raise for this.
Did I tell you I have herpes?
Hurry! The game's about to start!
Are you trying to be funny?
