| Funny Stuff |
| Stephanie goes to this site called Quotes on Anything and Everything. I would like to give her credit. ( Hope it is allright I put a few on my site.) So don't get mad. I like her site, it is good. |
| " Some guys say suck, I say sorry I don't choke on small objects." (That is what I say!) "Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over" ( Duh.) "Have you heared about my last boyfriend? NO? Oh good that means they never found the body." " It isn't called showing off. It is called your just mad cuz you can't do it." |
| "Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh either." " Cute guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind, but only sweet guys can open my heart." " You should leave your brain to scince, after all they're the ones with the mirscopes prowerfull enough to find it." " Ashes to ashes dust to dust if it weren't for girls( or guys) your thing would rust." |
| This are a couple that we put together from other quotes. |
| Once were. |
| What they become. |
| If life gives you lemons make lemon ade + If life gives you lemons stuff them down your shirt and make your boobs bigger. |
| If life gives you lemons don't make lemon ade stuff them down your shirt and make your boobs bigger, |
| I was put on Earth to make your life miserable. ( tis what the key chain says.) |
| I was put on earth to make your life miserable. True but I was really put on Earth to show my parents that it is bad idea to have teenagers. |
| Jokes |
| Why did the chicken cross the rode? How the heck am I to know. Do I look like that chicken?( Me) What do you get when you cross a stupid man and a steam roller? A really flat stupid man. ( me and robin) What do you get when you cross a mouse and a sheep? A sheepish mouse. ( me) If good girls go to Heaven and bad girls go to Hell then where do hoes go? To the Virgin Islands to get recycled. ( not sure where it came from Jame to Nikki and she told me.) |
| ( from us) |