YE OLDE SWIMMING HOLE

People are afraid that a mountain lion (aka "cougar") will spring out from the bushes and attack them on an hiking trail, but seem to believe cats don't like water, so they don't need to worry about a mountain lion attacking them whilst they are swimming!

Keep this photograph as a reminder that some mountain lions love to frolic in "ye olde swimming hole" on hot summer days, and these mountain lions would be delighted to play with you!

A shark would just bite you and use its strength to pull off an hunk of flesh, but a mountain lion has weight plus strong legs to carry you off to be the guest of honour at a very private picnic!

The moral of this story is clear: if you want to go swimming with a pussy, make certain it is Turkish Angora!

Like American teenagers, cats have a knack for making themselves comfortable in civilisation or in the wilderness, but the sexual reputation of cats is totally without religion - as can be seen on the next page!

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Bobcat cat cheetah cougar felis concolor felis pardalis sonoriensis felis wiedii gato gatto jaguar katze kitten lynx margay mountain lion neko ocelot pussy wildcat

Bobcat cat cheetah cougar felis concolor felis pardalis sonoriensis felis wiedii gato gatto jaguar katze kitten lynx margay mountain lion neko ocelot pussy wildcat