2. You plan to dress up as Him at every convention that you can go to, now and in the future
3. You know all of his stats and information by heart
6. You have a picture of Him on every wall in your room so that you can always see him
7. You know all of his songs by heart (you kareoked at a convention too)
8. You try your hardest to look and act like him (even if it means hitting on girls!)
9. You buy the manga, even though you can't read Japanese, just so you can drool over his pictures
10. You dedicated a piece of webspace to the bishounen (i.e. This shrine ^^;;)
11. And asked a friend to make you a naked Yoji...
12. So that you could put Underwear on it for your site
13. Because his voice is so sexy, it makes you shiver when you think about
14. You start having dreams/daydreams about how he can use that wire on you... ^_-
15. Those sexy jade green eyes haunt you
16. You think of what you'd say if he tried to pick you up
17. For New Year's, when you had no one to kiss when it struck midnight, you kissed his pencil board
18. You repeatedly sing the lil commericial he did ('Tsuhan, Tsuhan, Cha Cha Cha!')
19. You start adopting his... 'unique' fashion sense
20. You *hate* men, and have no plans on getting married. Unless Yoji asks you, of course
21. He haunts my dreams. I'm soooo obsessed with him that one
time I dreamt that I had a kid with him! And my parents disowned me! They said how could their only child have a relationship with someone who is made up of INK!!!!! - Christine Simpao
22. Your friends and family know your obsession with him so well that
the first question they ask you is, "What's Youji up to today?" or even
"When is your wedding?" - Sumire
23. You plan on naming your child Youji Kudou (or Yoji, or even
Yohji/Kudo or Kudou...whatever) even if you don't live in Japan. The child's
first name will be Youji, his middle name Kudou. You will disregard the
last name and refuse to call him/her by it. And when you get mad at
him/her, you call him/her "Kudou Youji" - Sumire
24. When you hear anyone whose voice sounds remotely like his, you whirl
around and scream, "TAKE ME, YOUJI!!!" even if you're in public, like
the mall, during its busiest hour. ^_- No, no, I haven't done that, why
do you ask? ^_^* - Sumire
25. You adopt the Japanese culture and language even if it drives your
parents insane, and you write everything in Japanese, even though it
could mean your grade, since none of your teachers/professors/whatever
read or write it. - Sumire
26. You are an expert on Weiss Kreuz even if you haven't seen the whole
series. - Sumire
27. You have at least 20mb of Youji/Weiss Kreuz pics stored on your hard
drive and have wasted four sets of ink cartridges printing every
picture. You keep the pics in a notebook, inside page protectors, and for ten
minutes every hour on the hour you stare at the pictures. On sunday
mornings you spend two hours singing Weiss kreuz's songs (preferably the
Youji solos ^_^) and reading fanfics, and claim that this is church, and
you're reading the lessons and singing the hymns. You pop in your tapes
and watch WK for three hours after that and claim that is your sermon. -Sumire
28. When you create an entire life being with him..
including in bed,your children where your gonna
live...and so on..and then you believe
that's reality and you run to the police
screaming:My husband and Children are missing!
Schwarz must've captured them!Then run out wit
h an officers gun screaming to kill schwarz - Karen
29. I've always admired the Japanese and I mean everything. I
even go to the point of meeting and really engage myself with one.
Youji has become like the closest I can be with but I still like to meet
one. He is the essence of cool, mystery and absolute dream. I love my
men gentle and he sure is. I love him too much, I can't think anymore! - aishah
30. when you actually carry a conversation to his memory about
meeting him and giving yourself instantly at first impulse and not
regretting anything. You size up every guy to be like him. You may have
kids (would be sweet to have his seed in you!!!) It could also be
terrific to have just the TWO of you alone together (like forever!!!). You
can't get enough of him. - ashlar
31. When you want to become a florist at all costs. You're
getting a knack with wires then tie yourself up and when anyone finds you,
you smile and dreamily say,"Youji, loves tying me up. I can't make him
stop and (I never tried!) and remain there for approximately two hours
more. - shamie
32. If ya download every lil thing on Yoji that ya find and replay it
nonstop.You end up having to get a new hard drive in order to download more.
Your parents disown you and ask "why did we let him/preferably her
watch that awful Yoji?" You scream to them "ya didn't I snuck the videos
into my room and watched em over and over and over."
Just to see Yoji you would pause the video and stare at him, drowning
in drool. - Depa Myra
33. If you wish that yohji hit you even if its only a one night
stand - saicho
34. If you imagine that he and you alone together in a room and doing
something......(maybe watching a video, playing arcade, talking or..... nah, you
know what it is,don't you? ^_-) - saicho
35. You keep the 2000 calendar up on your desk at work opened
to the month of July even though it's not. Why? Because Yohji looks so
delicious wearing nothing but his jeans and cowboy hat with the word
'Sin' written on him. - tiiana
36. Two days ago I turned in to Yoji! I am him!!! I am sooo
sexy!!!! - Yoji Kudou
37. He's beautiful, he's sweet, He shows everyone his beautiful
abs..... ::falls over an drowns in drool:: Heir est min LEIBLING!!!
yes I learned German for this show! V.-* - Balinese666
38. I wear sunglasses 24 hours a day to be like him! - Balinese666
39. I took up smoking... - Balinese666
40. I write fanfics about him! one per day in geometry! - Balinese666
41. My bf broke up with me for yelling Yoji at an err.. bad
time.. more than once... - Balinese666
42. Your friends know your obsession so well that if you even
wear sunglass on top of your head and put a pretzel stick in your mouth,
they groan and try to hide somwhere. - Rabid Fangirl No. 27 (A.K.A Meg)
43. When you go to the hair-dresser and you talk about him, the
hair-dresser thinks he's your *real* boyfriend. I only wish T_T - carly-sama
44. You know you're obsessed with Yohji when the character
moves into your head, and talks to you during class. - Ana-chan
45. You start to write stories about him, let him have a girlfriend
that's better than Asuka at the end of the story, or you start to draw
his pics, or start to print his pics and put all of them in your folder
and stare at the pics during classes, no matter how the class is so
important for you... - Tiffany Yu
46. The tattoo! I mean, come on! Sin, when you gonna learn?
That is the sexiest thing I've ever heard. Seen. Whatever. - Unknown
47. When every time you dance with a guy, you think it's Yohji
and start whispering Japanese stuff in his ear. - Bearer of the Beloved Cigarettes
48. You become highly addicted to candy cigarettes as a result
of this poor sexy man... and then you watch Escaflowne because nobody
you know actually has Weiss Kreuz tapes... (or will drag her eyes off
Omi to let you watch them!) - DeadRedHead
49. I just gotta love a man in a midi AND hipsters! Oh, the
abs, the abs! - G. Miko
50. You know almost everything about him, read all the yaoi
fanfics... but you've never even seen the actual series - Black Gem
51. You know you're obsessed with Yoji when you swear the
seiyuu looks nothing like him, then take it upon yourself as a natural
blonde to adopt the look to prove to all your friends that even though Yoji
totally surpasses you in everything that is cool, at least you look
more like him than his seiyuu, and that's all that matters. - Masta Law
52.
you would know when your crazy of this suPerb guy when you
could feel that someone ,somewhere,has the same aura as him.THE GENTLE
AND DEADLY GENTLEMAN IN BLACK SHADES.LONG LIVE YOJI,I LOVE YOUR EYES
AND STYLE. - NEYZA LEONA 20002000
53. You and your friends have conversations online where the
only thing you'll say for 45 minutes straight is Yoji's name, over and
over and over. - Slave to Yoji
54. When you read the entire list, even though your friend has
already claimed Yohji, and Ken's right in the room, pouting in a
corner, since you haven't found a list about *him*. Uh...poor Ken. *goes to
console him and then convince him to show off his abs some...* - Kitan
55. you dream of doing very very bad things with Yoji!! ^_~ - Yoji's lover
56. You get your parents to buy you a Balinese cat. ^_^ - Shinigami82
57. You grow Cattleye flowers in your garden. - Shinigami82
58. You want to be a florist. - Shinigami82
59. You know if you're drooling over his looks when you have a
picture of him on every page of every book you own - Laura
60. You find a way to write Yohji into every fanfic you write,
even if it isn't Weiß based. (heh heh) - Asuka-chan
61. You buy mangas with characters that look like Yohji and
brag about it to friends who have never seen the anime and get smacked
upside the head for being so annoying. - Yohji's Pillow
62. You write a fanfiction with an original character that
portrays you and makes him/her a couple with Yohji. - Yohji's Pillow
63. u buy all the neatty stuff that yoji wears (even if it
costs a lot!@#$%) - AUSTYSMILE :)
64. When you relalize you've might have have to experiment with
a guy if he looked like YOHJI! - theEYEunblinking
65. When you go shuting out that "Yoji IS real!"And when you
turn 18 your travling the world to find a Yoji look a like. - Talon Kudou
66. You plane the join Scherza just so you can fight with
Yoji.Then after you fight you get to kiss and make up with him*wink*~_^ - Talon Kudou
67. you have a REALY bad need to go up to the next Blonde guy
and hug him.And when your hugging him you pertend it's Yoji. - Talon Kudou
68. You have been to every web sight on every web ring to find
just the right picture in Youji that you can make into a wedding photo
with you. - Ishi Tatsu
69. Do you REALLY have 2 ask?
it's his eyes, the way he walks, his ass, and the way he talks - Karin-Chan
70. because he's just so damn hot and you cut out a pic of
youji and omi arguing and paste in your little book of hot guys!!!!!!!!!
now why does that sound so firmilar he he ) - Shadow Kitten
71. When one of your friends even mentions another character
you say "who?" - Reiji Kanjii
72. If your friend tells you Duo is the hottest guy in the
anime world you extremly angry and torture them until they say youji is
best hottest most wonderful guy to ever grance an anime - Reiji Kanjii
73. if you own a cat that look's like Yoji's cat. (i do ^_^) - Merian Wufei
74. you end up writing an essay (that you later use as a fan fic) all about him during your English/Chinese/Japanese/whatever composition exams. ^^ - Misa
75. You realize that your SN's initails are YK- like Youji Kodou and your SN's last name sounds like Kodou. - Yami Kodoku
76. Whenever I'm stressed out, I take 5 minutes to find my peace within the Yohji-force that surrounds me. Come, my Yohji loving friends, join me and be one with the Yohji!!! - Satori-sama
77. You know you're obsessed with Yoji when you use his name as slang. ie-"You're sooo kewl" would be "You're sooo Yoji!" - Beni-Hana
78. If you look through this list and have done every single
thing on it up to this point - Unamed Loser
79. You stare at Yohji pictures on other people's computers,
and try to feed said pictures chocolate-chip cookie dough. - Gina-chan
80. whahahaahhahahahahahahahaha! it's something unexplainable!
just that! - hiei's little cute angel
81. When ever you go to a convention and see a guy dressed as
Yohji, you cling to him, push every other girl away, and claim he's your
boyfriend and say you'll be with him forever...^.^ and I really haven't
done that, but I was close to - Ken-kun
82. you know your obsessed with Yoji when you spend endless
hours looking for any info, sound waves, or pictures of him. Even to the
point of saying goodnight to your parents then having them come to wake
you up at 11 a.m. and your still awake. (muhahaha^_^ don't ask) then
when they coax you to go to sleep all you dream about is him and you
say...or scream(teehee) his name until they wake you up and tell you to
shut up. - Lady Midnight
83. because the only thing I can´t think when i see him his:
where in the world can i find Yoji's wardrobe? - balinese kitten
84. You know you've gotten your friend obsessed when she talks
to her REAL boyfriend about Yohji and he considers getting the "sin"
tattoo because she loves it (and Yohji) so much. (True story, I
promise!!!) - Sinataya
85. You know you're obsessed when you print out the "Bye bye
assassin" picture and put in your locker and people walk by and ask "are
they you're friends?" thinking it is a real photo and you point to
Yohji and say "That one is MINE" *grins*. (Also true story) - Sinataya
86. Obsessed when you consider making a Yohji "KiSS" doll so
that you and the other fan girls can strip him or put him in those hot
clothes he wears. - Sinataya
87. You've done everything on this list.^_^ - Vamp~Cluch
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