Yaoi on Ice

Rhole: *floats down from above on an umbrella* I see everyone's here! 

Omi: Anou, who are you? 

Rhole: Watashi? I'm the fic writer! :: ^_^ :: 

Ken: Oi! You're not supposed to be here...! 

Rhole: Ara, Ken-kun, don't make me use these...
*smirks as she pulls some yaoi pics of him and Youji out of her pocket, waving them in
the air* 

Ken: *blushes* WHEREDIDYOUGETTHOSE???!!!! 

Aya & Omi: O.O *look at Ken, mouths gaped open* 

Youji: Oi, do we HAVE to do this? What's the point anyway? 

Rhole: *grins* sore wa...himitsu desu! 

Xelloss: Isn't that MY line?? 

Rhole: *bops Xel over the head with her umbrella* I'm TRYING to narrarate here! 

Xel: *returns to yaoi-Slayers land, rubbing his noggin* 

Omi: *whispers to Youji* and she threatened to write us in a yaoi crossover fic with the
Teletubbies if we didn't... 

Youji: -_-() good point. 

Rhole: Okies, everybody on the ice! 

All: *whinegripemumblecomplain* 

Rhole: *looks around* Where's Farfie? 

Nagi: *points to a bench where Farfie is seated, stabbing his arm with the skate's blade*
Rhole: o_O 

Ken and Omi: *clinging to the railing* I can't skate! 

Youji: *leans over Ken's shoulder* Need help, Ken-chan? 

Omi: *blushes and tries to skate away from the two, only to fall on his back* 

Aya: *looks at Omi sprawled out on the ice and nosebleeds* 

Schushu: *gingerly skates by Aya, smirking* 
Yeah, that would be interesting to try on the ice... 

Aya: *scwols angrily* stay out of my mind, you fruitcake! 
*chases after Schushu* 

Farfie: *stalks onto the ice, arm bleeding, licking knives* 

Brad: *smirks and adjusts his glasses* 5, 4, 3, 2... 

Ken and Omi: *scream as Aya crashes into them* 

Brad: ...1. 

Ken: *rubs his arm* I thought you could skate! 

Aya: Shut up. 

Omi: Anou, Aya-kun... *blushes fiercely* 

Aya: *is draped over Omi in a very seductive way* 

Ken: O.O 

Brad and Farfie: Jan-ken-pon! *Brad throws rock, while Farfie throws scissors...into the
ice* 

Farfie: Best out of three? 

Brad: Alright. 

Brad and Farf: Jan-ken-pon! *Brad throws paper, Farfie throws rock* 

Brad and Farf: Jan-ken-pon! *Brad throws scissors, while Farfie tosses an icepick past
Brad's face* 

Brad: o_O you win. Nagi: *pops a piece of caramel bubble gum into his mouth* This isn't
happening... I've just drunk one of Farfarello's 'happy shakes' again... 

Schushu: *skates past Brad, stopping next to him* 
those two have the right idea... *points to Aya and Omi* 

Ken: *wide-eyed* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING???? 

Youji: Like you have room to talk... *winks at Ken* 

Ken: *Fumes and blushes beet red* 

Nagi: *Blows a rather large bubble with his gum just as Farfie skates by, popping the
bubble* 

Nagi & Farfie: DAH!!! *stuck in the gum* 

Farfie: What the hell is this stuff made of, super glue?? *tries to squirm free to no avail* 

Rhole: Why don't you all stop fighting and....oh, I dunno...make out!? *silly
drooling-fangirl grin* 

Brad: As if we were fighting to begin with... 

Schushu: *looks up from kissing Brad's chest* Exactly! *continues* 

Farfie: *looks at Nagi as he gets the "soft and sparkly" effect all of a sudden* *squirms*
Did I ever tell you that you have the most beautiful eyes? 

Nagi: *turns white and squirms more* um...HELP... 

~*Owari*~ 

Rhole: *blinks as she looks down at Aya and Omi* um...the fic's over now... o_o()

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