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BARBARA DIXON:The pre op transexual and owner and driver of Babs' Cabs- Royston Vasey's Cab Service that'll take you all the way. Steve does the voice for Barbara, the actual character is played by Paul Hayes Marshall. Barbara is as subtle as a brick in the face, as Benjamin finds out. She marries David Tattsyrup.... BEST LINE: "Basically they cut the penis in two and invert them to form the wall of the vagina..." |
CHARLIE HULL: Stella Hull's long suffering husband. He doesn't love her, thinks she's gonna have him killed and hates her gambling addiction, but stays with her anyway. They go to Luigi's and the fishy smelling place for amusement. BEST LINE: (after Stella has told him she's sleeping with Tony) "So, was it him, then?" "Who?" "Charlie Chaplin!" |
MORRIS EVANS: The local magistrate who can't get enough of Hilary's "special stuff". He and his wife have been bartering the corrupt meat in the form of burgers at the "Nibble Box", to be eaten by all and sundry, bringing the terminal nosebleeds. He's not a bad person, he just can't say no. Except to his wife every night. BEST LINE: "Hilary! I'm....hungry...." |