Even make friends with other species....
But never EVER roll around in manure.
It kinda makes those humans upset for some reason.

If you meet a goat, I've found the smaller ones on leashes are the easiest to get along with.

Make your humans take you to lots of parades. It's a candy lovers dream come true.
Kids with sticky faces and hands everywhere!!

And sometimes they even return those kisses!! I SO love kids!!

Ahhh heaven to me is being brushed 
But sometimes things can get a BIT out of hand *sigh*
NEVER take a swig from the whiskey barrel....YUCK!!!

If YOU have the bone, NEVER take your eyes off anyone who might try to take it from you!

Be as helpful as you can be 
It could mean a good desk job for you someday.

Very important tip....wear your green and gold Green Bay Packer colors proudly!!! GO PACK!!
Always listen to your elders 

If you ever find yourself at the end of a short pier, turn around and go back.
Get me out of here!! I am NOT a labrador!!

But then again................

Who doesn't love a good beach party??!!!!!!!

Yep life's a beach!! hehe

At slumber parties, the best spot is between the kids

Sometimes they even share their blankies!! 
Always be sure you pick up your toys when your done with them.
Tug-o-war is a very important part of life......
Start this when you are young....then when you're bigger........
You can whoop their butts!!!! :o) 

Everyone has a twin somewhere.

Choose your dance partners wisely, the 2-step doesn't work well if your partner has 2 left feet

And last but not least, when modeling slippers, be VERY careful who may be lurking around with a camera
You could end up with some very explicit pictures of yourself on some website somewhere! OH MY!!