Anger Management |
Subject: Anger management > >> > >> > >> > > >> > save for when you have one of those days.... > >> > > >> > > >> > ANGER MANAGEMENT > >> > > >> > For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, > >> > and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take > >> > it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you > >> > don't know. > >> > > >> > I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call > >> > I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed > >> > it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, > >> > "This is Fred Hanifin, could I please speak with Robin > >> > Carter?" > >> > > >> > Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't > >> > believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down > >> > Robin's correct number, and called her. (I had transposed > >> > the last two digits of her phone number). After hanging > >> > up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. > >> > When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're > >> > an asshole!" and hung up. > >> > > >> > I wrote his number down, with the word 'asshole' next to > >> > it, and put it in my desk drawer. > >> > > >> > Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a > >> > really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an > >> > asshole!" It always cheered me up. > >> > > >> > When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic > >> > 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his > >> > number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the > >> > Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're > >> > familiar with the caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" > >> > and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and > >> > said, "That's because you're an asshole!" |
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