Now they let the gates up so I bail six shitty months pick me up fromt he county jail
Smart ass mouth event though I paid my dues,
foam toilet, worn blankets and rubber shoes,
but I ain't naggin, here come my boys in the Hoop D muffler draggin,
Ain't been in the hoo ride long, and the 2 liter of Moon Mist is almost gone,
nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load,
told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know, the bitch said,
muthafucka pick me up at 3, can't bitch, Semta don't ride your street,
we can eat around the corner at KFC, you can take a cab and I'll pay the fee,
when she showed up, damn she was outta luck,
I left my wallet in the glove box in my truck,
with the tab of the cab and the dinner too,
with a knot in my sock, bitch I thought you knew,
dressed to impress chewing dentine gum,
and I was drunk as fuck and smelt like an alley bum,
I'm chewin on my food like a carnivore, bitch starin at me like an eye sore,
then I plopped my face in a bowl of soup,
and slurped it all up through my missing tooth,
the bitch jumped up faster than a race, and told me she had to powder her face,
since she's pickin up the tab, you know I'm gonna go for mine,
Carcon Shabalit '57, vintage wine,
and a steak well done and an order of shrimp, Jamie Madrox playin the pimp,
she's back know and her hair ain't fixed, prolly in the bathroom takin a shit,
but I ain't sayin nothin thought, I ain't sayin nuttin bout the muthafuckin about this hoe,
whats up bitch, you ready to break? Besides how long can a fat bitch take?
quit snackin and pay the shit, so we can go to your place and watch a horror flick
with your daddy? you're employed? Awwwww shit naww,
your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie, I mean he's lettin me grip his ride,
besides he slipped me a fifty, but then again I'm kinda shifty,
now I wanted to fuck so we headed to my house,
fuck sitting with your parents on the couch,
dad I got a bitch in my room and I smile,
take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile,
a juggalo's know for smackin hoes, but I need to but nuts so I switch to mack mode
now woman you know I love you, so why don't you just let me fuck you?
now bitch I know you's a freek, so let me get a kiss on my cheek,
and a fuck to go with that, c'mon nympho let em hit that,
tell ya what if you let me stick it, I got a left over piece of chicken for ya,
you little sewer skank, you nastly little pipe smoking, money hungry bitch,
thats the shit J, $85 an hour and you wanna play,
and that was that a little smooth talkin and she was on her back,
you'll never guess what,
(Chorus)
My first day out and I caught my nut,
first day out and I caught my nut, (what)
first day out and I caught my nut, (what)
first day out and I caught my nut, (what)
Well shit bitch, it's my first day out.
(repeats til end)