Wibble wobble bumble boo, I'm Violent J nice to meet you, hop and jump the cherry pump(cherry syrup on ice cream) Yum, what you say I'll buy you one. What's your name bitch where you from? You know me but don't be scared(bloody hands are weird) I know, don't front girl you like us thugs, very scary carney scrubs, you dont want no richie faggot(I think of Shaggy when he tag it) Thats all good I'll hook you up. Send your shit I'll look you up, you met J though he goes first. Yeah cuz thats like how it works Slut. I can put my aside my axe, give your butt a couple smacks, once you let me all up in your lucky if we meet again.
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I dont wanna Lemon Ben and Jerry baby, DON'T YOU WANNA1 I don't want a Tropicana Dairy baby, DON'T YOU WANNA! I don't want a Coconut Flurry baby, DON'T YOU WANNA MIX (Juggalos say) COTTON CANDY AND (Juggalettes say) POPSICLES!
You from Dallas, Texas right? You must be girl you look tight, plus you got a grip of ass(Thank you Shaggy Sweetnes) Thank you nothin let me hit it truffla shuffle waffle biscut, whatever that was cost me like $13.58(Sugar Bear I'm worth all that) Shit I'll smack you call me that (What?) Call me Shaggy Southwest Thug, Juggalo Isle of Zug. Do him what you did to me with your tounge ring and your teeth(only when in private) You think i wanna see his dick peace! Put your candy down let me show your tounge around, heres my popsicle and balls get on your knees and go for yours!
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I don't wanna Watermelon Cherry baby,
DON'T YOU WANNA! I dont wanna Tropicana Berry baby, DON'T YOU WANNA! I don't wanna Blue Banana Sherry baby, DON'T YOU WANNA MIX, COTTON CANY AND POPSICLES. I don't want a Lemon Ben and Jerry baby, DON'T YOU WANNA! I don't wanna Tropicana Dairy baby, DON'T YOU WANNA! I don't wanna Coconut Flurry baby, DON'T YOU WANNA MIX COTTON CANDY AND POPSICLES!
SOUTHWEST SIDE BITCH! Bader than bad, cuz I'm from Motown. Bader than bad, cuz I'm from Mowtown. SOUTH-WEST SIDE BITCH! Give it to em, give it to em, YEAH! Time to get busy in this mother fucker!
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