Ye-ye-yeah, um...there was this boy and he lived in
this house and um...he went to bed one day...and--and
then when he woke up um...when--when he woke up he
was, he was up to his head in the dirt and um, he
couldn't move...and this man came walking along.
But instead of the man helping him out, the man just
started kicking him...kicking him in his face!!
Over and over!!
And then he got the lawn mower!!
And then he......
Trick or Treat
Bone appetite
All the little kiddies running down my street
Gathering candy treats door-to-door
But they walk past mine, what for?
Probably cause the pumpkins on my porch are real
Real human heads carved out with steel
Cut out the eyes, man, it takes but a minute
Rip out the b-b-b-b-brains and put a candle in it
Maybe they leave cause I take them inside
Come and meet mother, 2 years ago she died
Little boys laugh cause they think it's just a dummy
But then the smell hits them, Mmm, smells yummy
Open your bag and I give you my treats
Crusty yellow toes off a dead woman's feet
Take me by the hand and I lead you down stairs
And that little Jimmy is were you'll spend the next 7 years
Starving and weakening chained to the wall
Staring at a roach, hoping it will crawl
Into your mouth for a tasty cuisine
Yes, my little friends, it's a dead pumpkin Halloween
Ahhhhhhhh yeah!!
It's that special time of year, boys and girls!!
So come to the pumpkin patch, and bring
your candy sacks so I can shit in it, you
biiiiiitttccchhhh!!
Well, I love all the children but I can't fuck around
Don't come to my door dressed as a clown
Cause you never know I might take it the wrong way
Cause I'm the real wicked Juggalocaro Violent J
All year around but I love my Holloween
You never get an apple or a purple jellybean
Droplets of chocolate, a licorice snack
Instead, you get a deep fried French poodle nutsack
Looking out my door, I see no children in sight
Perhaps they're all dead, yesterday was Devil's Night
They burn down the city and they lead the crispy charred
I light myself on fire and I dance around my back yard
All the pretty girlies I can see where you're at
Sitting on your window, I can turn into a bat
Watching you remove all your little clothesies for bed
I crash through the window and land all on your head
Drinking the blood
Blood has gone to the bone
Now I must leave, mother's calling me home
Up to the moonlight, I'm gone from the scene
Peace to Detroit city, and have a dead pumpkin halloween
Yeeeeeah!!
I'ma snatch your little candy bag...
only I'ma tie it around your muthafuckin' neck and choke
you with it wicked clown style muthafuckaaaaaa!!
Detroit's in this bitch!!
Check it out muthafucka!!
Yeah!!
Wicked clowns in this muthafucka!!
Jumpsteady in this muthafucka!!
Nate The Mack in this muthafucka!!
Tall Jess in this muthafucka!!
Chucky Muthafucky in this biiitch!!
Double A in this muthafucka!!
Billy Bill in this muthafucka!!
Rude Boy in this muthafucka!!
Stefan in this muthafucka!!
Mike Clark in this muthafucka!!
Lay-Low in this muthafucka!!
Violent J in this muthafucka!!
2 Dope in this muthafucka!!
Wicked Clowns in this muthafucka!!.......