Serial slaughtering stranglers!!
Jugging, juggling jugglers!!
Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks
I-C-fuckin'-P's in the haugghhh!!
Abracadabra!! Boom, shacka-dae
I'm Violent J
And I'm back like a vertebrae
And I come with a hat full of tricks
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you!
Wicked clowns
Would like to say what up to The Cobra's, X-Men, and counts
And everybody with clown love
Even sets I never heard of
Roll into town, and out with the big top
Four cards down, and two more still to drop
And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
Cause I don't wanna see your head explode
Toss me an axe and I'll toss you a dead chicken
Add a buck, you get a two-liter with them
And when the genie says on with the show
It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko
(Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugghhh)
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride
(Southwest slithering snakes of darkness, come on)
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride
Shazzzam! BAM!!! Shocka-locka-lokus
Shaggy the clown back like scholiosis
Call me a psycho-skitzo freak
And I'll call you by your name (Dick Anus)
Cause I could give two shits and a fuck
I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck
I'm a circus ninja Southwest voodoo wizard
I graaaabb your gizzard
Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin
Everybody's waiting for the show to begin
Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go
Try to land in the glass of Faygo
You suck, you missed the fucking glass
Broke ya neck, and busted your fucking ass
But the genie says on with the show
Hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko.
(What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore!)
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride
(Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched halls)
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride
Rude Boy and Chucky down with the clown
First time we ever went to Mexican Town
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot
And beat us down in the fucking parking lot
Tall Jess, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack
Tagged ICP by the train tracks
And it was on, the dawn of a new day
Magical carpets creeping down the freeway
Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes
That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches
Think you can fuck with it? Forget it
I'll rip your face off and wipe my ass with it
When the genie says on with the show
It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
(Climb aboard our magic train and join us in song)
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride
(City to village, village to town, the show must go on)
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride
Clouds of darkness and underneath them come the clowns)
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride
Fuck that