I could smoke a roach, and I don't have to light bugs,
I could pack a bowl, but I'm not Cheech and Chong,
Not Cypress Hill, but I like hittin bongs,
I can be fat, and I don't have to gain weight,
I can be a legend, and I don't have to be great,
I don't have to take a plane to fly high,
I don't wanna live my life just to die,
I can be a DJ and don't have to scratch,
I could spark a cigarette with my lighter or a match,
I can have a gun, and don't have to shoot,
I can get a job and try to earn a little loot,
I could be a bum and live in a box,
I could move to your neighbor hood and stay on your block,
I can like tricks, but I'm not a silly rabbit,
I can't stop smokin, because I can't kick the habit,
What is a jam if you don't come smooth?
What is a beat if you don't have a groove?
I could be the president and legalize weed,
I could grow a field of bud with a handful of seeds...Damn