Well I'll tell ya
I lived around here all my life
I never once noticed this place
You need a sign out there or something buddy
Probably bring some business to the joint
Yes, how may I help you today?
I'm looking for some kind of uh...
Some kind of clock or something, something for the old man
He collects old shit like this and I figured
I figured I'd get him something before he dies and rots on me ya know?
Ah well perhaps you can use a gift yourself?
Well I'm not much for old shit like this myself
But I insist, I have something just right for you
This will help you find more then you're looking for
A candle huh?
Yeah, well maybe I'm in the wrong place
Consider it a gift from your neighbor
But I hah..... got electricity in my house
No this is no ordinary candle my boy
Come closer and witness the light
That this magical candle will shed upon your life
Listen uh, I really gotta get going
Witness my friend
Witness the light
Of the Amazing
Jeckel Brothers!