Mad Professor
	I was never popular this ill admit Fuck school never liked me Goo! All the kids used to beat me untill im half dead. Make fun of the size of my forehead. But that shit never bothered me Mama and mother they had alot of property. They had a science lab in the basement. And thats where my free ti.. well my time was spent. I made a mouse with a chicken head. It clucked 3 times CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK And than it was dead. I made alot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck gobble gobble gobble it was the shit (yeah). But im still lonley i need a homie. So i collected limbs and made a zombie. I could have made a girlie friend but fuck that i got my girlie right here yeah!        You can call me mad professor, I will make a friend for me. You can call me mad professor, We will rule eternity.        I used so many body parts it was crazy. I killed a whole bunch of mutherfuckers like what.. Eighty?? They all chipped in on my special friend. Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend, come on. I hear the other children playing outside. " Keep it down you little bitches, ill skin your fucking hides!" Stressfull? this part is whack. somehow i gots to attach this nut sack. Shit! Fuck! im sawing off an elbow. Looking at the meter im like Quasar and Ziphalo? or better yet look out the fucking window. I see a storms  coming almost time to roll. Screw the head on , come on, come on. Its the thuggish ruggish bone. Okay its time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert. Fuck! shit! didnt work.       You can call me mad professor, I will make a friend for me. You can call me mad professor, we will rule eternity.       It wasnt always easy (hell no) let me tell ya. But fuck that cause i aint no failure. I put the shit with the ?things? and this with that. Wait a minute (brrrr) Did you hear that. Its alive i just gotta wake it up. Hand me that ?Rocky Rye? pour it in a cup. It will do exactly .. hold up pause. i aint cleanin his drawers man, Fuck that. Get him fat, get him ready, its almost time. Paint his ugly face up just like mine. I see him twiching im on a roll. He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival. Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit. And just wait for the lightning bolt to hit. Did it work? You make the call Shaggy?? What up ya'll!!         Chorus 3