My Axe
I love my Faygo, my Nyquil Pills, I love my buddies, my hatchetman, but I love my axe.

My axe is my buddy I bring him when I walk,
me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk,
My axe is my buddy he always makes me laugh,
me and my axe cut bigots spinal cords in half,
my axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back,
me and my axe will give your forehead a butt crack,
My axe is my buddy I never leave without him,
me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain,

(Chorus X2)
everybody everybody everybody run,
murdering murdering murdering fun,
swing swing swing, chop chop chop,
swing swing swing, chop chop chop,

My axe is my buddy we right the planets wrongs,
me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns,
my axe is my buddy he never make me cry,
me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye.
My axe is my buddy don't take him for a chump,
me and my axe will leave you hoppin on a stump,

(Chorus X2)

look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see,
don't you hear the branches cry, asking for the reasons why,
did the hang so many men, from the branches off of them,
why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way,
look into the moons beam, can you fathom what it's seen,
bodies dragging from a truck, driven by a bigot fuck,
why do you think the heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard sky,
ain't no covering their tracks, thats why I'm here and oh yes,

My axe is my buddy he'll thump into your head,
me and my axe will make your white t-shirt red,
my axe is my buddy, you let that dixie wave,
me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave,

My axe is my buddy we both cry with the trees,
me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees,

(Chorus X4)