What up dawg, what you been up to? Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out,
me and you we been down for awhile right,
we been here and there we been pretty tight,
somethin happened last night that you might get upset about,
but here me out, I didn't mean nothin by it, I'ma make this quick,
I gave your momma this dick,
I dunno how it happened, I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin,
I was over there mowin the grass and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass,
and then I went inside to make a phone call,
and there she was with a ttie hangin out her bra,
one thing just led to another, next thing ya know I'm butt fuckin your mother,
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Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin your mother loose lately,
I never said I loved the hoe, please don't hate me
but I've been fuckin your mother loose lately, please don't hate me,
you never should have trusted a juggalo,
Don't hang up, I still got more, your momma gives head like a herion whore,
I wasn't thinkin bout you as my bud,
when she spread my cheeks and went for the milk dud,
we broke out with your granpas gin, got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin,
she's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts, your momma's one of my favorite sluts
she likes lickin from the back of my balls to the tip of my dick with one big lick,
She calls me her big teddy bear, I chase her around in my underwear,
I'll admit I like spanking her butt, I used your sock though to catch my nut,
don't worry I put it back, I knew better,
that's prolly why your toes have been stickin together,
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maybe they call you termihater, if I was a swamp you'd be an allihater,
you could use a cold glass of hateraid, sure come on up, bring the allihater,
Your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo, its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though,
I ain't tryin to diss her either, I'm just sayin that I wish she would trim her beaver,
every hair is a foot long bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes,
It's alright with me though, I don't care as long as I can find the b-hole,
and your dads so dumb he's knowin nothin,
here I'm stuffin her muffin, not to mention the pickle buffin,
and I hope me and you are still cool,
'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow,
and we plan on fuckin again, allright, talk to you later peace EMINEM!
(Deeeeezal somebody got fucked up nigga)
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