Why, everytime I head-butt a brick wall, I crack my skull, why,
Why, everytime I stab somebody, I always get my clothes bloody, why,
Why, everytime I drive on the wrong side of the street people wanna beep why,
Why, everytime I'm broke and I sell rock, I always wind up in a cell block, why,
Why, everytime I shoot somebody in the face, pigs give chase, why,
Why, everytime a drink a little gasoline, I shit my spleen, why,
Why, everytime I try and fly like a birdie, i wind up on a gurnee, why,
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Won't you tell me why,
someone tell me why.
Jesus tell me why,
I must find out why.
Why, everytime I swallow a flat head nail, my neck feels stale, why,
Why, everytime I contact dark spirits, they wanna break my mirrors, why,
Why, everytime I choke a friends neck, he don't come back, why
Why, everytime I stab my eyes with an ice pick, I can't see shit, why,
Why, everytime I play chicken with a train, it wins the game, why,
Why, everytime I wake the dead up, they try and eat my head up, why,
Why, everytime I see my reflection, no direction, why,
Why, everytime I order a taco, you want a bite mutha facko, why,
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Why, everytime I raise my hands in celebration, playahation, why,
Why, just cuz I'm dead in decation, you cive me no ass, why,
Why, everytime I chew on thumb tacks, I get blood on my snacks, why,
Why, everyytime I kick Faygos in the sky you wanna know why, why,
Why, everytime an angel wanna kiss me, it always seems to miss me, why,
Why does Shangri-La seem so far away, better leave today, why,
(Chorus repeats til end)