(What?)
What you doing?
(What am I'm doing, um, playing with my friend Samantha)
Oh, what are you doing -- Samantha!?
(Samantha S.)
Oh ok, what are you guys doing?
(We're playing with sidewalk chalk)
Oh really?
(Mmhmm)
Alotta people been talking about you, Samantha
(What they say?)
They said they like your family song a lot, they like your rap on there
Any you know what else they been saying?
(What?)
They say they wanna hear more of you
(Me?)
You think you could bust a rap real quick?
(Yup!)
Ok that sounds good
Yo Samantha I heard that they like your flow
And when you're rapping on stage, you steal the show
Why don't you bust it one time with your funky rhyme
And show them that your rap skills truly shine
I'm a young boriqua busting a rhyme
I'm like Mary Kate and Ashley, I'm one of a kind
If you say "Who the heck is that?"
I say "Who the heck are you?"
I wanna be wishing you could do what I do
I'm bilingual, I hope you can understand my flow
De quiero mucho da mund beso
Or if you're an alien from around the way
Zada zee zada zoo zada zay
And to all the nice people here on Earth
You're diamonds to me cause that's what you're worth
And to all the mean people across the land
Talk to the hand cause you just don't understand
Yo Samantha I heard that they like your flow
And that you're crazy live from your head to toe
Why don't you bust it two times with your funky rhyme
And tell them all how you like to spend your time
I like to play with Barbie and Polly Pocket
I watch the adventures of Ash and Team Rocket
Bike rides and rollerblades and that's what I do
Because I have more energy than Pikachu
But most of all I like to chill with those I love
I love my family more than the stars above
More than a million trips to the sun and back
More than a million galaxies and that's a fact
And my animals you see are my friends to me
That's Shitzu, Stinky, Fisher, and Lollie
And together we love the world far and wide
Cause anything's possible if it's in your mind
Alright Samantha, you came correct
But it's getting late and it's time to jet
Alright daddy, I know it's time to go
But I wanna say peace to all the juggalos!
And to let them know that when life gets tough
Just think about candy and all the good stuff
But to keep your true friends as close as you can
They're more important than all the candy in the land