Look at that guy over there, he's so skinny, he'd prolly suck my dick for a penny,
That's fuckin nasty, what kind of bitch does he get,
the kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip,
Pushin all that trash in a shoppin cart, musta smoked himself to a retard,
no shoes thick ass calloused up toes frozen boogers up under his whisky nose,
the motherfuckers ass is prolly molded shut cuz hes got tadpoles livin on his butt
I fuckin don't understand these people, no kinda class,
somebody needs to beat they ass,
I want to tell him to get the fuck off my block, I wanna beat his face in with a rock,
he ain't good for shit but bringing our property down draggin his funky ass around
he's starvin sportin a pair of troop sweats,
hands dried and cracked up liek the Sahara,
wantin everyone's affection wait a minute thats me I'm lookin at my own reflection
(Chorus)
swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
swing left, swing right, swing on, and on,
swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and:
Where the fuck is this bitch she makes me sick,
I'm guessing right now she got a mouthful of dick,
I know she fucks on me who needs proof,
she prolly kisses me with dick hairs in her tooth,
I bet she fucks people in my own bed,
he prolly wears my slippers while she gives him head,
Look what I do I get away with it,
what the fuck makes me think that she ain't never did it,
last time I beat her ass it wasn't shit,
fat lips ain't nothin, this time I'm breakin somethin
She's gonna learn not to give me no hassle,
I'm the king, I make the money, I work at White Castle,
I'm the one who failed in life, I'm the one who takes it out on my wife,
she don't cheat, who'm I tryin to fool,
I shoulda done this to myself long ago(boom),
(Chorus)
this is the 3rd time you've came before me,
you think your the shit you wanna ignore me,
I told you last time I'd put you away, I don't give a fuck what you say, obey me,
I am the overseer a special being,
raise when I walk in the room, me and God tag team,
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you, I could say it all day,
I swear to God you say one muthafuckin thing to me and I'll put you away,
I might not be God but I'm the next best thing, honor your honor hail me as king,
you die, he gets life, you pay, he's free, see your destiny is all up to me,
"All Rise" you heard it loud and clear,
But today, I take a load off in the electric chair,
I chose to play God and judge you as well,
Now I'm the one that's been sentanced to hell
(repeats chorus and last line til end)