"Welcome to the Show"
	Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show its the mistical, magical great dark carnival. Don't bother looking for parking get rid of it, it ain't like you ever coming back you fucking idiot. The carnival emerges only when you bout to die and right now mother fucker you bout dead in the sky. So come and put your soul upon the muder go round and we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion. I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blow gun cuz i be the jugga loda doda sho-gun. I swing my swords and split you in two, before you hit the ground I bitch smack both of you. Welcome to our carnival 50 thousand juggalos, freaks, and weirdos, and killas at our show. I'm just glad we down with 'em, hate to be ya'll and have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival. (Chorus) Welcome to the show, shangri-la of the dark carnival, welcome to the show, bitch boy you dead. Welcome to the show, shangri-la of the dark carnival, welcome to the show, dead dead dead dead. Welcome to my exibit i be the shaggs, sit back and enjoy, relax your nipples and nut bags. It's only juggalos here you know what we about, swinging hatchets, faygos and a dick in yo mouth. So they call us a circus we accept the role, we've been saying that as coming for like 10 years or so, and everywhere we go from Alaska to Spain we seeing juggalos dancing in the faygo rain. Some of those at our shows feel the carnival high, I've seen 'em jumpin the stage and float off into the sky. they ain't never coming back, the carnival has been found, and all we can do is dream about us smokin them down. I got love for dead people and I hope to die, I got neden waitin for me up in shangri-la. But if you really wanna hear the fucking devils exibit the shit is called hell's pit, run out and get it. (Chorus) When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here. Games, prizes shows and rides it's that carnival paradise.(X2) Welcome to the show, shangri-la of the dark carnival, welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise.(X2) When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here. Games prizes shows and rides, it's that carnival paradise(X2)