always with a hatchet, whut, fuck you, this is the way I am,
I stay scrubby eventhough I'm paid, whut, dropped out in the 6th grade, whut,
I had syphillis 3 times, whut, comitted mad felony crimes, whut,
Been a week I ain't washed my ass, whut, flunked outta special ed class, whut,
I'd slap John Gotti right here, whut, But he's locked up now so neaaah, whut,
carnival's beyond the dead, whut, still attack you without my head, whut,
Scrubatism I'm about, whut, slappin baywatch beauties in their mouth, whut,
Stomp ghosts that think they hard, whut, pickin fights up at the graveyard, whut,
you don't like me I make you sick, come here and get a mouth full of dick,
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cuz I am whut I am,
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT, I act how I wanna act, WHUT,
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT, I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT,
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT, I go where I wanna go, WHUT,
fuck you you you and you, WHUT, forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT.
I slap Michael Jacksons face off, whut, I spread herpes everytime I cough, whut,
I have head lice in my armpits, whut, I seel nuclear bomb home kits, whut,
In church I'll wrestle a nun, whut, fuckin twist ya nipples then run, whut,
I watch my neighbor in the shower, then waggle my dick for a half an hour,
I pour percasets in a bowl, whut, then eat em like cereal, whut,
I be the neighborhood creep, whut, chantin voo doo chants in my sleep, whut,
I put old ladies in headlocks, whut, then I run with their ass for blocks, whut,
I rent studios and don't pay, whut, (c'mon Shaggy don't play) MIKE?
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Your momma got a glass tittie with a screw on nipple whut,
whut, your momma lives in a two story dorito bag,
she got a wooden leg with a birdhouse in it,
I walk around beggin for change, andd kill motherfuckers that look at me strange,
Psychopathic down til I die, whut, I'll light a cigarette and put it out in your eye,
I smoke til my lungs explode, whut,
punch you and your moms and call yor dad a hoe, whut
I don't give a fuck if you hate, whut,
just don't let me catch you on my side of the gate, whut,
talk to the dead on the phone, whut,
if you ain't dead leave me the fuck alone, whut,
I call myself a juggalo, and scream it everywhere that I go, JUGGALO
Twiztid serial killas comin to town, whut,
Dark Carnival and down with the clown, whut,
Twiztid freekshow wicked clown bizaar, whut,
check yourself cuz we are who we are bitch, whut.