Willy Bubba | |||||
"Okay class, um...please settle down now. I'd like to introduce our new student...ah, um, Willy Bubba. Willy is from Kentucky. Welcome Willy. I'll be your teacher, my name is Mrs. Felby." Well I flopped out of school but I still hang in the halls So there I was, you'd never guess what I saw Maybe a chicken, I thought it was a duck But it was a redneck fuck So I walked up "Hey Willy Bubba, Hubba-Bubba-Lubba My name's Violent J, but my homies call me Chicken Pluka I been down with the clown since day one...it's day two I guess I got some plucking to do In these parts, we tie you to the desk And all line up and take blows to your chest Fists to your chin, kicks to your head Last year we killed a kid dead (HAAAA!! Oh, my fault...) Walked into school, there's hay in the hallway leading to your locker Walk up and sock ya Then bounce your head around the classroom and act nutty The teacher walks in and asked everybody... Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? I DID!! Did you do it right here in the class? SURE DID!! Did you punch him in the face? Did you slap him in the mouth? Did you kick him in the forehead? YEAH!! YEAH!! Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? I DID!! Did you do it right here in the class? SURE DID!! Did you punch him in the face? Did you slap him in the mouth? Did you kick him in the forehead? YEAH!! YEAH!! Nice to get back with the highschool crowd where You're alive.... Willy Willy Bubba, Hubba-Lubba-Dubba-Dilly Tell me why you talk to silly...bitch You sound like you came from the land of the bigots Jolly ol' dickens The land of the chickens I guess you're in season, I'm packing me a 4-4 Barrels to your head, and blow your face out your asshole POW! Bitch...I'm Shaggy 2 Dope I'm coming for your kin folk You get your chin broke And don't cry, go run to the teach She can't understand your redneck ass speech If she could, she wouldn't do a thang Cause she's my bitch and she loves to suck my wang You in trouble Bubba, you better run quick You too slow Willy, cause you a fat bitch I caught up and got my hands all bloody Teacher walks in the classroom and asked everybody Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? I DID!! Did you do it right here in the class? SURE DID!! Did you punch him in the face? Did you slap him in the mouth? Did you kick him in the forehead? YEAH!! YEAH!! Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? I DID!! Did you do it right here in the class? SURE DID!! Did you punch him in the face? Did you slap him in the mouth? Did you kick him in the forehead? YEAH!! YEAH!! HOOOOOLLLLDDDDD UUUUUUPPPP!!!! Check it out Let's play Willy Bubba And kill the Willy Bubba Let's play Willy Bubba And kill the Willy Bubba Let's play Willy Bubba And kill the Willy Bubba Let's play Willy Bubba Da-dang-dang-dang-da-dang... Let's play Willy Bubba And kill the Willy Bubba Let's play Willy Bubba And kill the Willy Bubba Let's play Willy Bubba And kill the Willy Bubba Let's play Willy Bubba And kill the Willy Bubba |