Willy Bubba
"Okay class, um...please settle down now. I'd like to introduce our new student...ah, um, Willy Bubba. Willy is from Kentucky. Welcome Willy. I'll be your teacher, my name is Mrs. Felby."



Well I flopped out of school but I still hang in the halls
So there I was, you'd never guess what I saw
Maybe a chicken, I thought it was a duck
But it was a redneck fuck
So I walked up
"Hey Willy Bubba, Hubba-Bubba-Lubba
My name's Violent J, but my homies call me Chicken Pluka
I been down with the clown since day one...it's day two
I guess I got some plucking to do
In these parts, we tie you to the desk
And all line up and take blows to your chest
Fists to your chin, kicks to your head
Last year we killed a kid dead
(HAAAA!! Oh, my fault...)
Walked into school, there's hay in the hallway leading to your locker
Walk up and sock ya
Then bounce your head around the classroom and act nutty
The teacher walks in and asked everybody...


Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass?
I DID!!
Did you do it right here in the class?
SURE DID!!
Did you punch him in the face?
Did you slap him in the mouth?
Did you kick him in the forehead?
YEAH!! YEAH!!
Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass?
I DID!!
Did you do it right here in the class?
SURE DID!!
Did you punch him in the face?
Did you slap him in the mouth?
Did you kick him in the forehead?
YEAH!! YEAH!!



Nice to get back with the highschool crowd where
You're alive....


Willy Willy Bubba, Hubba-Lubba-Dubba-Dilly
Tell me why you talk to silly...bitch
You sound like you came from the land of the bigots
Jolly ol' dickens
The land of the chickens
I guess you're in season, I'm packing me a 4-4
Barrels to your head, and blow your face out your asshole
POW! Bitch...I'm Shaggy 2 Dope
I'm coming for your kin folk
You get your chin broke
And don't cry, go run to the teach
She can't understand your redneck ass speech
If she could, she wouldn't do a thang
Cause she's my bitch and she loves to suck my wang
You in trouble Bubba, you better run quick
You too slow Willy, cause you a fat bitch
I caught up and got my hands all bloody
Teacher walks in the classroom and asked everybody


Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass?
I DID!!
Did you do it right here in the class?
SURE DID!!
Did you punch him in the face?
Did you slap him in the mouth?
Did you kick him in the forehead?
YEAH!! YEAH!!
Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass?
I DID!!
Did you do it right here in the class?
SURE DID!!
Did you punch him in the face?
Did you slap him in the mouth?
Did you kick him in the forehead?
YEAH!! YEAH!!


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And kill the Willy Bubba
Let's play Willy Bubba
And kill the Willy Bubba
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And kill the Willy Bubba
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Let's play Willy Bubba
And kill the Willy Bubba
Let's play Willy Bubba
And kill the Willy Bubba
Let's play Willy Bubba
And kill the Willy Bubba
Let's play Willy Bubba
And kill the Willy Bubba