I'm alive man, but don't know where the fuck I am
Damn, I don't understand, fantasy land
I'm looking out my kitchen window
But I don't see the sedan the blocks
And damn it's not the land I got
That got your rocks for twenty spot
I think we out of Michigan, the wind it must of put me far
To seeing purple trees, and yellow clouds that's talking to each other
Maybe another dimension, even not to mention talking trees with information worth receiving
I got probation, I can't be leaving, I'm thinking only what I'm needing
Emergency needs, a sack of seventeen roaches, and an O of regular weed
I'm standing on the porch, I'm still denying the shit
I notice all these tiny little people hiding and shit
It's hundreds of them all staring at me, scared to they spots
I'm tripping out cause everything they got, be colorful with polka dots
They probably don't like my raggedy crack house on they land
I understand, but when I walk down, and said what's up, a party began...
(Munchkin Group)
Yay. She's Dead (x7)
(Munchkin Leader)
We don't know who you are, and we don't really care
But your carnival clown ass is welcome here
Because you and that damn near abandoned house
Landed right on top of the wicked witch of the south
(Munchkin Group)
And we hated that wicked bitch so much
Said we hated that slutty whore
And you crushed and killed that wicked bitch
We'll be grateful ever more
(Violent J)
So my house landed right up on some neighborhood trick
Huh, that's the shit, huh, look there go her feet sick, ha dumb bitch
I started playing it off, I seen her in the window
So I was running around moving shit, and aiming it so, ya know?
Anyway how the fuck I'm getting home?
(Munchkin Leader)
Don't worry, see this yellow alleyway will get you home in a hurry
Leads to the Wizard, the player, he's the pimpest of all
He'll get you any fucking thing you need
(Violent J)
In that case I'm dancing with ya'll...
(Another Munchkin Party)
(Munchkin Group and Leader x7)
Take your ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker
Take your ass down the yellow brick alleyway