Your question answered at last...
Who IS that red-haired stallion?
Yes.  This is me, the Tyrannorabbit.  I live in Calgary (that's in Canada - those of you who were wondering, I know who you are). I'm very slightly older than shown in this picture. The dog, I'm afraid, is no longer with us, but he was very sweet while he was alive.  Man oh man, that's some ugly carpet.

I like schlock, but as you can tell by how often I update, maybe not as much as I used to.  I can't keep up watching four movies a day indefinitely...eventually I have to go outside.  I am not a Satanist, though it's shocking how often I'm asked.  I like baking pies, though I suppose one of these days I'll have to expand beyond apple and blueberry.  I have trouble thinking of things to say when I try to write about myself.  It's just that I'm way more interesting here than I am in real life, although in real life I'm much more good looking.
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