EVIL TOWN
Connosseurs of bad acting, take note
Make no mistake - Evil Town features the worst ensemble acting I've ever seen, in any movie, ever. It's the kind of jaw-dropping, mind-altering experience, watching this film, that might just change your life (like convincing you to go into acting because hell, you can't possibly be the worst ever if you've seen this).
Young people who pull into Smalltown (pop. 666, elev. 13 says the sign) are being clubbed in the head by auto mechanics and dragged off to the hospital where an evil doctor performs experiments on them. Other than the mechanics, the only people in town are old people. See the connection? Eh? Eh? Anyway, soon enough, some young whippersnappers pull in and all hell breaks loose.
In addition to the acting, the music is really terrible, and the script contains some hilariously incompetent dialogue like "They died." "What?" "They died." "What?" "They died." And the climax, which is about as exciting as this one gets, features rampaging old people. Too bad none of 'em cry out "MAAAAAAAAAT-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!"
This one's too silly to be taken seriously, and too unpleasant at times to be much fun (like with the two auto mechanics who hide one female captive from the doctor so that they can take turns raping her). It's occasionally diverting on a so-bad-it's-funny level, but if that's what you're in the mood for, The Pit is a lot more fun.
It was apparently cobbled together from footage from no less than THREE different unfinished projects, if you can believe that. Whoever said Hollywood was wasteful, eh?
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