deep thoughts...............by umarnet

When will they ever make a sequel to Dumb and Dumber. No matter how many times I watch this movie, I laugh so hard that it hurts. Seling a dead bird to a blind kid, pointing out a tight ass, killing a guy with rat poison, buying a diablo with iou's or knocking out an endangered bird with a cork, or constipation before a date, or sticking your tongue to a pole or turning in the puppy wagon for a scooter, or turning down jobs as bikini waxers or not knowing where the carrot goes or not having any hygeine or getting jumped in the bathroom by seabass, or getting a free meal with goodies, or just being so stupid that you make bobby bouche look like a genius.

The roulette tables at casinoes always fascinate me. I usually play the insides at ten dollar tables just to have a good time and chat with fellow gamers. I always sit there and wonder why the dealer always looks at the wheel and hesitates before letting the ball go.........is he or she trying to get the ball to land in a specific quadrant of the wheel. Of most interest are the runs of double zero that a table can go on. Sometimes I really get to thinking that there is a switch somewhere. After tirelessly walking around multiple casinos trying to find the perfect roelette table i have settled for simplicity. For I enjoy this game most at tables with electronic boards.

Pete Rose deserves to be in the hall of fame. For someone to beat charlie hustle in hits, they would have to have more than 200 hits a season for more than two decades. I also believe that the hall should have an inner circle club so players like the babe and barry bonds can be seperated from all the rest. I want the red sox to win a world series in my lifetime, that should not be too much to ask.

millions of years ago mankind lived just like the animals then something happened which unleashed the power of our imaginations we learned to talk name this song?

A great drink is diet 7up with a shot of malibu. Just like chedder, Malibu makes everything better.

I find it funny how things work. I am annoyed by people who kiss ass all of the time. Being in school with the same seventy people for four years drives me crazy. The backstabbing and tomfoolery are just too much for me to handle. What happend to the times when one could be themselves?

Sometimes I find it hard to sleep at night. I keep my Lex parked in the mean streets of washington heights. In March someone broke into the car and stole my sunglasses. In October someone hit my rear bumper and ran off. In Feb some hit my left rear quarter panel and took off. I must take the advice if Kirk.

When is enough too much. I have too many songs, namely 8000, on my Ipod. It is like wanting to eat one happy meal but getting served 400 hamburgers. At times I want to throw the Ipod out of my window. So makesure you are standing outside when I do.

Patriots 2003 season. The greatest team in NFL history. You heard it here first. You can throw as many superstars as you want and at the end of the day my Pats will win the Game. Brady = Montana. Power running with Smith. Speed to the outside with Faulk. Sure hands Troy Brown. Speedster Branch. Big possession receiver Givens. Great blocking tight end Grahm. Smooth offensive line. Teddy clogging up the middle. Seymour attacking the passer. Bruschi all over the place. Izzo playing both sides. Shutdown corner Ty Law. Hard hitting Harrison. The best owner in all of sports Robert Kraft. The architect Bellichek. I repeat, will take on all comers and beat them.

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