| Yes, I live in Tennessee. (pause for snickers and gasps) Ah TN home of the free, land of the stupid. Tennessee, while not being the redneck capital of the world isn't exactly a cultural mecca either. Pastimes include cow tipping, beer funneling, and hanging out at the "KPL" (Kroger Parking lot) Upsides to living in Tennessee are high percentages of straight guys, unlike, say.... FLORIDA. (God hates me) and its unlikely that we'll suffer from an earthquake anytime soon (or meet anyone intelligent) Downsides to living in Tennessee... oh nevermind, too many to list. |
