| Hi, my name is Jarrett. I got my name because of a tradition in my family (blah blah blah blah BLAH) I got my nose because of (blah blah blah blah BLAH) Listen up screwheads, I'm a cancer and I'm very sensitive so don't offend my religion or I'll blow you away with my BOOMSTICK! *blows fingers* I like long walks up and down my driveway while I listen to the coyotes call my name! I like g strings, shiny things, the Cure, anime, and Bartman of course! PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND! With Christian Love! Oh, and I HATE REDNECKS! And I love Oriental girls. (Shaved Asians) They have options! If you know what I mean. |
