| Hi my name is Julie and I have issuses. I'm a taurus and I enjoy taking long walks from the kitchen to the computer to the bathroom and then to my bedroom. My best friend is a ritalin junkie with bug eyes and kinky obsessison with water guns. I'm looking for an amish man with a taste for the exotic and central heating and air. I have a sparkling personality and the depths of my shallowness knows no bounds. Oh and I only date within my species so trolls need not apply. NARF!!!! |
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| As time goes on I begin to see the need in sharing my wisdom with some of the dirty huddled unenlightened unwashed masses so I will be more than happy to tell you how to lead a happy fulfilled contented life. It is very simple. Give up all your material possessions (to me of course) and join the penguin revolutionary army. Remember smile the dark lord loves you. |
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