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Let commence the silent struggle News for 1/7:
No longer looking down into the abyss
I can see a path out of the chasm
that formed when I started to hate myself.
News? I know jack shit. Seriously. This update was done at 11:38 P.M. There are no new stories coming through right now. In fact, given the poor track record of the news segment, the news may be a sort of blog lite from now on. So get your own damn news, from valid sources! (Not that anyone got news from here anyway. I hope...)