Notice to people who visit my home.
- 1. The cat and dog live here. You don't.
- 2. If you don't want cat and dog hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.
- 3. Yes, they have some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's
your point?
- 4. OF COURSE she smells like a dog!.
- 5. It's the dog's nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free
to sniff hers.
- 6. I like them a lot better than I like most people.
- 7. To you , they are animals. To me they are my adopted children who
are short, hairy, walk on all fours and do not speak clearly. I have no
problem with any of these things.
- 8. Pets are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the
time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your
car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't
worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your
clothes,
don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant you
can sell the babies.
- 9. This applies to both cats and dogs except the cat will ignore
you...until you are asleep!
Posted by:
Mac
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