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| Finally after much anticipation, maybe, and mostly procrastination: Tim's new website. He still has his old website but he can't remember his old password and he doesn't think he can edit it anymore even if he tried. Now this new website will probably never equal the caliber of his old website just because he won't have time to update this as much as his old one. The main reason Tim created this site was because he thought ya thought ya might like to go to the show. To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow. I got me some bad news for you, Sunshine. Tim isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel, and he sent me along as a surrugate band. I'm gonna find out where you fans really stand. Are there any queers viewing his website tonight? Get 'em up against the wall. And that one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me. Get him up against the wall. And that one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon. Who let all this riffraff into the room? There's one smoking a joint, and another with spots! If I had my way I'd have all of ya shot. Hope you enjoy the site and realize that most of that was Pink Floyd so don't take any of it personal. And remember: I'm watching you.... |
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