The 2004 Usenet Awards

Hello readers, and welcome to the 2004 Usenet Awards home page.  On this page you will see the winners of the awards for the year 2004.  Usenet is not very well known to the majority of users on the internet.  The select few that use and particapte in usenet are a special group.  This is the first year that they voted for awards.  Below you will find just who won what.  Enjoy readers.

THE AWARDS

The Award For Biggest Fan Of Jessica Alba Goes To

The biggest fan of Jessica Alba on all of usenet is lab~rat, you want to know why we voted lab~rat the biggest fan of Jessica Alba? CLICK HERE 5,190 posts about Jessica Alba, if you are reading this in the future it will probably be a higher number.

The Award For Person We Think Is Tom Green or Matt Groening goes to

The person that has the users of usenet confused as to his identity is Wavy G, alot of people think he may be Matt Groening, and others feel he is Tom Green.  The users of usenet began to think Wavy G was Tom Green when he would do stuff and than a few days later Tom Green would do it on his now canceled late night talk show.  Another common belief is that Tom Green is a fan of Wavy G and just copied him, he could just be some hillbilly.  If you have any free time why not read the 63.000 posts Wavy G made has made.

The Award For Most Controversial Person On Usenet goes to

This guy is so controversial.  My words can't even begin to explain the controvery.  The award for the most controversial person on usenet goes to, The Most Controverisl Person On Usenet, you don't think he's controversial?  Why not check out some of his posts, this guy is so controversial.

The Award For The Biggest Beer Drinker On Usenet goes to

I don't know anything about the guy except for he likes to drink beer.  This guy is the man to go to if you want to know what to drink.  The man is Sinister Steve.  Here are 9,900 posts Steve made about beer, that is why we voted him the biggest beer drinker on usenet.

The Award For Biggest Loser On Usenet Goes To

Of the over 5,000 votes that came in for this award, 4,129 were for the winner of the award, I don't know the exact percentage on that but I'm sure it's up there at about 70 or 80 percent.  The winner of the award for being the biggest loser goes to FLIPPER MIKE.

The Award For The Guy With A Crappy Last Name Goes To

Everyone agreed that this guy has a bad last name.  I hope he has all daughters so he doesn't pass his name on.  His name is Steven Perkoff.   A ha ha, Perkoff The Jerkoff,  see what I mean that's a bad last name.

The Award For Best Poster of Rap Music On Usenet Goes To

He is the only one I know of, he posts his "rap" from time to time and the users of usenet love it.  The winner of this award is a no brainer, it's Dwight Rapper.

The Award For Guy No Body Cares About Goes To

This guy is so boring, on the original ballot there were 10 people, I asked alot of people why they voted for who they voted for and the answer was always, "I didn't even know who he was"  This guy is a nobody.  Don't believe me go read some of his POSTS.