Can't wait? Waste your money now.
David seems genki, but that's because he is new. Over time he will realize how little he is actually being paid for his efforts, and how much the company screws him over.
Yes, voice can actually be this cramped.
And do you really think anyone can have a real conversation in this situation?
Bonjour. What the f*ck?
Oh, and is that an ashtray we are using as a desk?