Morgan Spurlock has done it again, this time he documents his year of learning nothing but Nova English. He has to try every kind of lesson at least once, and he must do a Challenge or Man-to-Man lesson if asked.

Genres: Documentary/Horror
Running Time: 40 mins + 2 mins before  + 2 mins after.
Release Date: October 7, 2005
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for a lack of grammar, a useless text book and the most uncomfortable black folding chairs.
Distributor: Takefuji Loan Shark Company / MonkeyBridge Tugfist Films.

Plot Summary for Level Up Me (2005)

Why are the Japanese so bad at English? Two words: Nova Corporation.

What would happen if you learned nothing but Nova English for an entire year? Filmmaker Morgan Spurlock does just that and embarks on the most perilous journey of his life. The rules? For 365 days he can't learn or speak anything that isn't on Nova's menu; he must take at least three lessons a day; he must use every kind of technique offered at least once and Man-to-Man his lesson if asked.

Spurlock treks across Japan interviewing a host of experts on education and an equal number of regular folk while chowing down at the Pink Bunny/Gaijin Factory. Spurlock's grueling 40 minute english lessons spirals him into a physical and emotional metamorphosis that will make you think twice about buying another load of Nova tickets.


While doing this, Spurlock also provides a look at the culture of learing English in Japan through it's schools, corporations, and politics as seen through the eyes of regular Japanese people and education advocates. "Level Up Me" is a movie that sheds new light on what has become one of Japan's biggest learning problems: gullibility.


You haven't seen the movie have you?

The premise hinges on the statement made by Nova, as the basis of their defense in court, that their lessons can be consumed as a primary education without ill effect: which is false.

The experiment itself only serves one portion of the movie, and the rest is an examination of the gullibility and ignorance found not only within Japan but also in the many University Graduates from english speaking countries that sign up to work at Nova.

Personal responsibility and common sense is openly discussed in the film, and even if you had seen it, you would have realized as much.

 

Spurlock concludes that the ill-effects of working for this company is equivalent to a spoon full of mercury every morning, hence the high turn-over of instructors and staff. 

For employees: either insanity kicks-in, or the mind-control techniques eventually work and they find themselves a position on the Hierarchy-of-Sewage.

This pleasure was brought to you by:   Ushagi Productions Inc. (2005)