1) Change majors at least twice.
2) Live in a non-coed dorm for two (+) years.
3) Get infatuated with women who have little or no emotional warmth.
4) Drink heavily.
5) Change .plan weekly.
6) Take both ME and EE classes.
7) Time manage spontaneity.
8) Set record time on academic probation.
9) Solve PI to the last decimal place and/or
10) Predict female behavior.
11) Perform "mind meld" on chimp or humanities student.
12) Get a summer job normally reserved for recently paroled prisoners.
13) Look for a good party on Sunday night.
14) Analyze and worry about everything. (except what is important)
15) Constantly remind yourself that humour and a charming personality is better than money or looks. (yeah, right...)
16) Try real hard to be funny. (people look at you strangely anyway)
17) Do anything with a perfectionist.
18) Be as weird as possible. (I guess it comes naturally...)
19) Send computer mail to uninterested parties...
20) Become so bored as to read textbooks in advance.
21) Procrastinate...
22) Have lots of attractive friends of the opposite sex that are seriously involved with someone else.
23) Continue being nice to people who could really care less...
24) Continue being mean to people who could really care less...
25) Assume that everyone tells the truth.
26) Listen to everyone else's advice.
27) Be a witness to every dysfunctional relationship to have ever existed
28) Come up with a new plan.
29) Withhold from screaming when you hear the phrase "let's just be friends..."
30) Ask a Jehovah's Witness: If Jesus were in the hospital and needed an operation, could he get a blood transfusion from God?
31) Listen to anything by Phillip Glass. (You'd swear the record was stuck...)
32) Try to believe that the new comics can compete with Art Gallery.
33) Try to calm down a "type-A" personality.
34) Think about the future... Graduation!!! Finally? Do I HAVE to leave?
35) Buy a personals paper and count the errors.
36) Believe "It's better to burn out, rust never sleeps..."
37) Count the minimum number of credits left to graduate.
38) Anticipate what you'll REALLY be doing after graduation. (serious begging)
39) Convince someone (or yourself ) that you enjoy engineering.
40) Start seeing marriage as an option.
41) Find a hobby, but never have enough time to make it enjoyable.
43) Don't burn your bridges...blow them to Hell.
44) Find apathy a desirable quality in a lover.
45) Make maximum effort for minimum results.
46) Live a day riding shotgun. (eg. you've just started what's due today...)
47) Alternate between completely opposite behaviors. (eg. Act different for different people.)
48) Second guess what people are REALLY trying to say.
49) Apologize for guessing wrong.
50) Abandon common sense in the name of fun.