Other Than the Prime Directive
9. Order 101: No transmissions on an open channel may contain the term "gnarly".
8. Order 4: Pony tails are only allowed for peronnel who have whacked a guy with a bat'leth.
7. Order 21: Phaser rifles may no longer be used to warm cheeseburgers.
6. Order 993: During first contact situations, senior officers are discouraged from telling alien races that they "smell like old socks".
5. Medical Regulation 702-B: All cheese products must report for annual physical.
4. Order 218: Unused bridge stations be used for "Mortal Kombat" tournaments only in drydock.
3. Order 8: When the Prime Directive is violated, the nearest starbase shall convene a court-martial to determine if it was a dramatic necessity.<.P 2. Order 66: When in a parking orbit over a non-Federation world, "The Club" should be locked in position over Conn and Ops stations.
1. Order 231: If bridge officers wish to chew gum, they must bring enough for entire bridge crew.