Theory of Creation       We all know there are many theories of creation like God or Allah or whoever created the world, but none of these elaborate theories explain the creation of the universe. Yes, there are scientific explanations for its creation and they’re all fine and good but what we really need is an elaborate theory that makes no sense whatsoever and that people will follow blindly without question. We could call it the “Theory of Universal Creation” or “Gino’s Really Neato Explanation For The Creation Of The Universe That Should Be Followed Without Question”, I personally prefer the second one.       The creation of earth took a week huh? Well, the creation of the universe took milliseconds (at least I’m saying so. Beat that Divine Power). It all began millennia ago in another plane of existence, one of pure energy.  In this energy plane the only things in existence were waves. These waves represented the flow of energy in the higher plane and all was in equilibrium. One day there was a strange occurrence, a surge within a wave. The surge caused energy to spill into the desolate wasteland of our universe, one of no energy. The energy was unstable in its current state within the universe and so it detonated causing what scientists refer to as the Big Bang (sound familiar), an immense explosion from which our universe as it stands was created. That explains how the universe became the way it is but there is much more to its creation.        The expansion of this energy explosion faster than the speed of light (most likely c (speed of light) squared) caused the energy to transform into matter, thus the equation E=mc², which has nothing to do with this.  Anyway, that altered energy became all the matter in the universe. Large pockets of gaseous energy gathered together, due to forces of attraction between the molecules, creating stars. The larger of the stars then began attracting solid mass. These masses when brought close together began forming the massive spherical objects now known as planets. Gravitational forces between the planets and stars caused the smaller ones to revolve around the larger ones (yeah, I know if that were simply the case orbits would be circular. wait for the rest). Thus, solar systems were created.          Similar to the formation of systems is that of galaxies. Systems were attracted to each other (gravitationally, not sexually you idiots. the latter’s not possible) forming the galaxies. But not only planets and stars make up these galaxies. Debris (well, left over matter) is also pulled toward the objects. These can range from dust to asteroids. Interesting, isn’t it?         Now comes the creation of earth (and humans). First off, earth was created like all other heavenly bodies but was fortunate enough to be of optimal size, which ensured it’s choice location from the sun. It was also blessed with water and the necessary elements to create life. These elements first joined to create one-celled organisms that slowly evolved into the organisms we know today (if you want a more in depth explanation of evolution read Origin of the Species). This “wondrous” place in which we live was created solely by chance (and so were we).        The best is saved for last: dark matter and the like. Dark matter or antimatter, whichever you’d like, is most likely the cause of elliptical orbits and the acceleration of the heavenly bodies away from the center of the universe. Though not the same (antimatter – infinitely dense particles; dark matter – unascertainable material), they have similar effects. The death of the universe will surely result from their gravitational force millennia from now. Either an infinite expansion or a swift contraction into oblivion will be the conclusion. In the latter, all matter will be converted into energy once again. Also, black holes consist of antimatter (that’s it, no other comments).       Creation from an energy plane? Dark matter? Evolution? Is it really feasible? Enough with the questions; and yes, well, at least as feasible as divine creation or some other stupid idea. While I have nothing else better to say, I do have some questions for you to ponder: If the universe is infinite, how is that possible? If it’s not, where does it end and what’s beyond it? If time is infinite, when did it begin? What existed before time? (I’m not talking about that movie) If God gave us the intelligence to think of these questions, why did he not give us the means to find an answer. Ok, ponder away.