*parody fic!*

By: Stick

Note: This is my Parody to Phantom of the Opera (also my 13th fan fic)! Enjoy! This fic works really well if you read it with the music playing in the background. The only problem when you do that is that you have to read the parts in italics really fast. But it's funny anyway.

*pipe organ: doooooo do do do do doooooooo! do do do do dooooooooo! do do do do doooooooo!*

Shinya: *sitting in a chair on the balcony wearing a big pretty poofy gown, singing to himself* "In sleep he sang to me. In dreams he came. That voice which calls to me and screams my name." *gets up from the chair and turns around to go inside, but notices a shadow* "And do I dream again, for now I find, the Phantom of the studio is there, inside my mind."

Yoshiki (phantom): *reveals himself, his face half covered by a white mask, the uncovered half having black eyeliner, shadow, and lipstick. A beautiful man with long wavy auburn hair and a nice package.* "Sing once again with me, our strange duet. My power over you grows stronger yet." *the phantom becons to Shinya, pulling him along down a secret corridor with only his mind and tight leather pants. Shinya turns to glance back out off the balcony at his band members leaving the studio then he turns back to the phantom.* "And though you turn from me to glance behind. The Phantom of the studio is there, inside your mind."

Shinya: *is still walking down the corridor but the Phantom now takes Shinya's hand.* "Those who have seen your face collapse in shock. I am the mask you wear."

Yoshiki (phantom): "It's me they hear." *they reach a door and go into a lavish room with a huge bed in the middle of it, covered in satin sheets*

Both: "Your (my) spirit and my (your) voice in one combine. The Phantom of the studio is there (here) inside your (my) mind." *the Phantom takes Shinya over to the bed and lays him down.*

Yoshiki (phantom): "In all your fantasies you always knew that man and mystery..."

Shinya: "...were both in you."

Both: "And in this labrynth where night is the time, the Phantom of the studio is here, inside your (my) mind." *the Phantom places his hand at the back of Shinya's neck and guides him forward until their lips softly meet.*

~Fin~