What kind of
romancer are you?

Akward Steve Erkel,
The American Gigolo,
Don Juan, Romeo,
or the fabulous Prince Charming?!


Answer these 10 questions below.  Write down your answers on a piece of paper.  At the end you will tally up your score to see where you RANK! 


1. When I am single & I see a woman that interests me I:

     A) Play hard to get.
     B) Use a really cheesy pick-up line.  She won't buy it; I'll break the ice          with a laugh or two.
     C) Naturally try to gain her attention with considerable effort.
     D) Pretend I have seen her somewhere before and hope she doesn't
          catch on.
     E) Grab her aggressively and force her to notice me.
     F) It depends on how drunk I am at the time.



2.
When I meet a woman who interests me and I tell her "I'll call you," it
   really means:

     A) I'll eagerly call her in 5 minutes.
     B) I'll call her in the 3 days, sticking to the unspoken modern day
         dating game rules.
     C) I'll call her the next day if it is possible.
     D) I'll call her next week.  I'm a busy man.
     E) I never call the woman.  Sorry but that's just how I work.
     F) It depends on how hot she is.



3.
When trying to impress a new love interest I tend to:

     A) Try not to do anything and say anything.  I let her do all the
          talking.
     B) I brag about all of the accomplishments and things I have.
     C) Make her feel as comfortable and happy as possible.
     D) Lie about accomplishments and things that don't exist.
     E) Flirt with anyone I can so I can make her see how valuable I am.
     F) Leave.



4.
When I first meet or am dating a love interest fairly soon after a break-
   up, I:

     A) Keep the break-up a secret.
     B) Mention it, but refuse to talk about it at all.
     C) Mention it, but talk about it as far as she is willing to ask.
     D) Mention it, and try to point out things you will not tolerate from the           next girlfriend.
     E) Talk constantly about it for hours, just to see if she gets jealous.
     F)  Call your ex.


5.
When a woman I am dating insists on paying for things I feel:
     A) Robbed of my manly duty.
     B) Amused, but not going to let her do it.  For the love of Pete, she's
         your princess!
     C) A little uncomfortable, but flattered.
     D) Argue her down to 50-50.  All is fair in love and war!
     E) Awww Yeah! A freebie! 
     F) Start laying out bills you'd like her to pay. "I've bee looking for
         a Sugar-Mama!



6.
Being monogamous means sleeping with how many women?

     A) None.  I have been saving myself for marriage.
     B) Two.  What she doesn't know won't hurt her.
     C) One.  Mono means one.
     D) Two. I can be committed to more than one woman if I can't
          choose one over the other.
     E) Doesn't mono in Latin mean many.  Gamous, must mean games. 
         Many-Games.  I'm all for that.
     F) Any of the above depending on how hot the girl is.



7.
After doing the wild thing I tend to:

     A) Fall asleep.  I just get so tired.
     B) Cuddle up close.
     C) Check with how my partner feels..
     D) Get busy with calls, and chores I forgot to do earlier.
     E) Want to part company as soon as possible.
     F) Complain about what could have been done better



8.
If the condom breaks after sex and there is the possibility that she
   might have gotten pregnant, my actions would be to:

     A) Propose marriage immediately.
     B) Hold of on dating for a while.  If you find out that everything is ok,          you can resume dating.
     C) Continue to date her as normal, unless she feels uncomfortable
          with that.
     D) Stop dating, call her in a month or so for the results, but never
          see her again. Don't want to tempt fate twice.
     E) Never call her again and never pursue the outcome.


9.
When it comes to dating, generally I think most women are:

     A) Looking for a guy that is much better looking than I am..
     B) Looking for a friend to talk to.
     C) Looking for an all around compatible companion.
     D) Looking for a man with lots of money.
     E) Looking to dig their claws into me, get married, and have kids.  
         "Hell no, I am not going out like that!"


10.
My outlook on the idea of a relationship with a woman is:

     A) I absolutely need to be in one, whether it's good or bad… happy or           sad.
     B) It is a necessary evil.  They pretty much have us by the balls.
     C) It is natural to want to have a relationship, but the key is to making
          it work for you and your partner.
     D) It's easy come, easy go.
     E) It's unnecessary and avoidable at all cost.




Answer key:

A = 2 points
B = 4 points
C = 5 points
D = 3 points
E = 1 point
F = Take away 2 points


Ok, so you have tallied up your points. Now click on the Point Ranking for your results!

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