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| : Pick-up Lines! |
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| I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you? What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. Who's your friend? I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place? I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. What's your name? See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. So what haven't you been told tonight? Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though. What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply! You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway. Noisey in here, isn't it? Do you know that my bedroom is soundproof? I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is. If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all day. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, did it hurt? Nice tits!" but that won't get you far with me. I lost my # Can I have yours? How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized? (Pours drink over head) Why don't you get out of those wet clothes? How much does a polar bear weigh? well, its enough to break the ice anyway. Hey is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your pants. Sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up! Wanna play hurricane? I lay on the ground and you blow the hell outta me. Just to let you know, the word of the day is LEGS. Why don't we spread the word? Nice shoes, wanna fuck? What's your sign ? Where have you been all my life? Hi my name is milk and I'll do your body good. Hi my name I______. Don't forget that because that's the name you will be screaming out tonight. Let's play carnival. You sit on my face and I'll guess how much you weigh. <man>-"Do you want to come back to my place for a coffee and sex? " <woman>-"No." <man>-"What? You don't like coffee?" Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gertrude? That shirt's becoming on you. If I was wrapped around your body, I'd be coming on you too!! If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower! Are you wearing space panties? Because your ass is outta this world! If I follow you home, will you keep me? May I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her that I have just met the girl of my dreams." I like that outfit your wearing, but it would look even better on my floor. Is your father a baker? 'Cause that's a nice set of buns. Is your father a farmer? 'Cause that's a nice set of melons. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. I'm an artist. Would you be my nude model? Can I buy you a drink? Rough day? You look like you could use an orally stimulated orgasm? Wanna play lion? You can treat me like a piece of meat. Hi, I'm a slut looking for a good time. Are you a bird watcher...(Whip out your unit and ask) because you should take this for a swallow? I wouldn't kick you out of bed after we make love unless it would be to fuck you on the floor. Wanna fuck like bunnies? (Touch his shirt) Is this cotton? (touch the crotch) Oh, this must be felt. Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice. I swallow. Do you know how to use a whip? Let's play doctor, I'll be the gynecologist and you can be the patient. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Man replies, "Do you have the energy?" Would you please come home with me and tie me up? If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until afternoon. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them? I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. |
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