Religion, THE TRUTH!
First off, there was no Jesus! It was a guy from area 52 (the future had a area 52 instead) that went back in time to save the world by making us believe in hope! And the pope is an alien that brings millions of people to his queen on the mother ship. The pope attracts people from the smell of "holy water" in church. It makes us all want to see the pope! Why do u think people from all over the world come to see him? What loser would travel half way around the world to see an old guy? Why not visit your grandparents? The government and area 51 is trying to make up believe in god so we can be "good people."
Linkin Park, Where Are They REALLY From??
Abe Lincoln was walking in the park one day at night, when he was ABDUCTED BY ALIENS! They took him in the spacecraft, cloned him 5 times with different chemicals to see what would happen in different pods (as shown on the video for ‘Points of Authority’). Then they were shot faster then the speed of light (in their pods), which made them go forward in time. Lincoln was in a park, so they call themselves “Linkin Park.” The new Dave guy, is an ALIEN!
Origins of Barney the Dinosaur
Barney was terrifying monster in hell, created by the devil himself, to annoy his victims. The devil wanted to see what would happen with Barney on earth, so he gave him life. Barney eats little kids at the studio, and that myth is true, he eats kids! We the people that grow out if Barney are the survivors. We don’t remember a single thing though, because it was far back. If you have a son or daughter, I advise you NOT to let them watch Barney, because he is a very bad influence.
Soon to come:
Nickelback, How Are They on the Same Label as SlipKnoT?
Nickelback, Where did the stupid name come from?
Whats REALLY between N'SYNC and BSB?!
AND MORE! can you imagine? more? damn..that's crazy
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