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Don't ever tell your friends that anything might be wrong. They all mean well, and each one will demand that you read another book on spiritual wholeness or alternative herbal remedies. Tell 'em you've got a fifth of "Good for What Ails You" in the cabinet and that'll do just fine, thank you. |
In your great-grandfather's estate, you'll find an antique Flobert rifle from the 1890's, complete with a box of ammunition. Don't shoot it. It was a piece of junk then and it's a rusty piece of junk now. Even the 1909 Sears catalog said, "Don't buy a Flobert. Buy a good gun." |
Clear Channel is about to buy the sole remaining radio station in America. After that, they'll own them all. That means you can abandon any hope you ever had of getting your song on the radio |