Still trying to find some new, good, jokes to add to these.
What is the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
What is the first thing a trumpet player says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"
How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and the other to say they could have done it better.
How can you tell if you have a trumpet player at your door?
The doorbell shrieks.
How may trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It takes one. One to screw in the light bulb and to wait for
the world to revolve around them.