" Yoshiki-san!!!!!!"

His eyes flew open as the door gave way to two noisy guys rushing in.
Toshiya jumped on the sofa, into his lap and looped a protective arm around
Yoshiki's neck, causing him to choke.

" Tell him you are mine!!!"

" Huh?" Yoshiki blinked as he tried to digest what the young man had just
said until he noticed another man glaring at him.

" Is this true?!" Battle aura radiating from a very furious Gackt.

" Ano..."

He glanced at Toshiya, who was hanging on him for dear life, then at Gackt.

" Well, I, uh, not really but..." he faltered.

" What do you mean 'not really'? Yes or no!" Gackt's normally calm face was
red with anger.

" Please, Gackt-san, don't force yourself on poor Yo-chan...he's just to shy
to say it. Ne, Yo-chan?" Toshiya tightened his embrace.

" Toshiya, I...... am going......to suffocate......" Yoshiki managed to say.

Realizing he is choking his beloved producer, he removed his arms from
Yoshiki's neck and encircled Yoshiki's waist with them, this time not as
tight, to that Yoshiki was grateful. By now, Gackt was glaring daggers at
Toshiya.

Suddenly, Kaoru stormed into the room, causing Yoshiki to jump up slightly.
Toshiya was too engrossed with Yoshiki to notice and Gackt was too furious
to care. Seeing Toshiya on Yoshiki's lap, he was fueled with jealousy.

" Yoshiki! What are you doing with *my* Toshiya-chan!?" he exclaimed as he
stomped to the sofa set, passing the fuming Gackt who had his hands clenched
in fists.

Oh, and Yoshiki, well, he was still in the same position, his eyes wide in
horror as Kaoru tried to pry Toshiya away from him.

" No! I am not yours, Kaoru! Let go!" he screamed in protest, fingers
digging into Yoshiki's flesh through the thin blouse material as he clung
on.

Gackt too had decided to mound more torture upon Yoshiki.

" You said you love me! Yet you still fucked that little brat when he
seduced you?! That little good-for-nothing twit?!" he screamed, making
Yoshiki's ears ring painfully.

" Wait, let..." his voice was overridden by another screaming voice.

" Who do you think you are calling a brat and a twit, you vampire?!" Toshiya
threw the insult back.

" It was Yoshiki who seduced my Toshiya! Dear innocent Toshiya would never
even think of doing it!!!" Kaoru's turn.

Then, right at that moment, Toshi(ex-X-Japan) stepped into the room.

" Eh? What are you doing here, Yo-chan? I thought you said you were sick
when I asked you to come over to my house tonight...?" he raised one of his
eyebrows under his trademark sunglasses.

" Why would you ask Yoshiki to go to your house???" Toshiya and Gackt
regarded Toshi with a look of suspicion.

" Huh? Because Yoshiki's my.... argh!"

Before Toshi had a chance to utter another syllable, Yoshiki leapt off the
cushion and clamped one hand over the now-puzzled-Toshi's mouth.

All the three men in the room stared at him. Yoshiki grinned, a sweat-drop
escaping his forehead.

Suddenly, a creeping coldness entered the room. The light source flickered
and died.

" Yo-chan......"

Yoshiki released Toshi when he felt somebody hugging him from behind.
Surprised, he let go of Toshi and turned around, not knowing what to expect.
He barely managed to suppress his shock when he found out.

" Hide!" he exclaimed.

Hide looked at him with sorrowful eyes, a tear rolling down his cheek to
emphasize the melodramatic effect.

" You must be so lonely after I've gone that you played around with the
hearts of so many people, in futile attempt to forget me..."

Everyone listened to the apparition with great interest.

" But I know you only love me alone..." he continues, seemingly oblivious to
the rest of them.

Battle aura of three different colors lit up the room.

Gackt: Yoshiki!!!(smoke escaping his ears)

Toshi: I see you've been having lotsa fun with us, ne?(eyes narrowing)

Toshiya: How could you, Yoshiki-san!? How could you want them when you have
me?!(tears streaming down his face)

Kaoru: Tsk, tsk...(shaking his head)

Under normal circumstances, Yoshiki would not have cared, he would've even
thrown his own tantrum. But guilt plagued him when it dawned upon him that
all of this was his wrong doings and he had no explanation to offer them.

He glanced at hide, pleading for help, but he just ignored him and hugged
him tighter.

The awkward situation was momentarily broken when a pink-haired man stepped
in.

" Uh? I was just wondering what the strange light was...?" he trailed off
when he finished inspecting the state the room's occupants were in.

" Gackt, Kaoru, Toshiya, hide(?), Toshi......Yoshiki's here too!" Sugi
happily bounced over to Yoshiki, planting a long kiss on the man's lips.

By now, Toshiya, Toshi, Kaoru, Gackt and even hide, had their eyes bugged
out in disbelief.

Kaoru: How many lovers does Yoshiki have?( counts...)

Gackt: I'm never gonna forgive you!!!(strangles Yoshiki)

Yoshiki: Gah!!!

Toshi: I should've known!!!(hits Yoshiki with a cushion)

Yoshiki: Argh!

Toshiya: Yoshiki-san, I hate you!!!(swings samurai sword at Yoshiki)

Yoshiki: Waaah!!!

hide:.....(summons demons from hell to kill Yoshiki)

Yoshiki: No!!! Enough!!!!

Yoshiki's shrill order made them stop their assaults. He panted in
frustration.

Sugi: ...(has no idea what the fuss is all about) We can have Yoshiki
together, ne?

All of them(plus Yoshiki and Kaoru) turned to stare at the guitarist of Luna
Sea.

At that precise moment, a head peeked in.

" Yoshiki-san?"

Everyone looked at the intruder. It was Hyde.

Yoshiki: Nooo... -.-;  (faints)