| 1.Your so nasty when you take off you underwear it sounds like velcro. 2.Your shoes are so ragedy when you step on gum you know the flavor. 3.Your so poor when I ring your doorbell the toilet flushes. 4.Your so poor when I walk out your front door I trip on the back fence. 5.The last time you saw 90210 was on your scale. 6.Last time I saw you, you had lost some weight. Looks like you found it again. 7.Your so dumb you failed recess. 8.Hey what's up; (Your weight) 9.I got a joke that will knock your tits off; Oh, seems someone already told you. 10.Your so stupid a sign said wet floor so you peed on it. 11.Your so poor that when I went to you house you mom said get off the furnace. 12.Your so poor when I asked to use the bathroom your mom gave me a bucket and flashlight and said, "May the force be with you." 13.Your butt looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud. 14.You've got problems that duct tape can't fix. 15.When it comes to sex you take matters into your own hands. More to come later. |