1. DID YOU KNOW THAT MIRACLE WHIP HAS SOYBEAN OIL, WATER VINEGAR, SUGAR, EGG YALKS, STARCH, FOOD STARCH-MODIFIED, SALT MUSTARD FLOUR, SPICE PAPRIKA, FLAVOR
2. ONE DAY I FIXED MY BIKE AND I STARTED TO RIDE IT, AND THE BACK WHEEL FELL OFF.
3. BOGGLE IS A WORD GAME.
4. YOU WERE BORN ONE DAY.
5. A CAT ALWAYS LANDS ON IT(I AM LOOKING FOR THE APOSTROPHE KEY)'S(I FOUND IT)PAWS.
6. YOU ARE READING THIS.
7. I AM RUNNING OUT THINGS TO SAY.
8. MY LITTLE SISTER IS YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOW.
9. GEL MAKES YOUR HAIR CRUNCHY.
10. A GOOD HIGH SCHOOL DRIVER KNOWS A LOT OF SHROTCUTS.
11. DID YOU KNOW I PUT THIS LINE HERE TO TAKE UP SPACE.
12. SALT WATER HAS SALT IN IT.
13 THERE IS A LEGEND THAT THE STARS ARE GOD'S SALT, AND HE IS JUST WAITING TO EAT US.
14. LETHAL WEAPON WAS ON TBS AT 9:05 PM.
15. BILL CLINTON IS GOING THROUGH AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.
16. PEOPLE GO OUTSIDE.
17. I AM ASKING MY MOM FOR HELP.
18. DO NOT STEAL PEOPLES CAKE.
19. MY GRANDPA SAID I WILL BE A MAN BEFORE MY MOM.(AT LEAST WE CAN HOPE SO.)
20. MY GRANDPA ALSO SAYS IF YOU DON'T APPRECIATE A PENNY YOU WON'T APPRECIATE A DOLLAR.
21. MY GRANDPA ALSO SAYS THE ONLY MAN HE HAS TROUBLE WITH IS HIS WIFE'S HUSBAND.
22. MY GRANDPA ALSO ALWAYS ASKS FOR A LEFT HANDED SPOON.
23. MY GRANDPA SAYS TO MUSH.
24. MY MOM IS READING THIS.
25. MY MOM JUST HIT ME.
26. A BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND SHOULD SQUEEZE EACH OTHERS ZITS.
27. I DO NOT FEEL LIKE DOING THIS.
28. SHE HIT ME AGAIN.
29. MY GRANDMA HIT ME.
30. IF YOU HAVE AN ITCH SCRATCH IT.
31. TO MAKE A CAR RUN IT NEEDS GAS.
32. DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TOILET PAPER AND A SHOWER CURTAIN, IF NOT, YOU AIN'T COMING TO MY HOUSE.
33. MY SISTER RAN OVER MLY FOOT WITH A CAR BEFORE SCHOOL ONE DAY.
34. WHO CARES HOW MUCH WOOD THAT WOOD CHUCK WOULD CHUCK ANY WAYS.
35. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY SO MAKE IT UP BY YOURSELF.
NO CATS WERE HARMED WHILE MAKING THIS LETTER.(A LIZARD GOT EATEN, AND A DEER GOT SHOT BUT NO CATS.)
IF YOU WERE OFFENDED BY THIS, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE READ IT.
