Professionally youthful and effortlessly charming, affectionately know as Mr Punch Baby, Jack and Captain Hool according to turn-out. He was expelled from Mrs O'Dowd's Charm School, briefly joined the Royal Opera (wardrobe) and made his firs million hosting Planet's in 1981. Irresistably lovely Tim exists as an art object. He is an original star of Stigray and played a season at the Dolphinarium, Perihaines.
DOORCHECK - Body-search. "Nobody gets turned away, only dead straights."
SUNDTRACKS - Bucks Fizz "Making Your Mind Up"; Slim "In The Mix"
DRINK - Pils, usually as a shower
SALES PITCH - "I think the Mud has the best reputation of all these weirdo haunts, don't you ?? We're doing aerobics now - a lot of Worlds End people are into it. You can't ask 600 members what they do but this is not a secretar's club - you felt that about the Beat Route didn't you ?? Of course I don't want to muck up. Fridays forthe Wag because they mean well. Steve Strange, I think, has sold out, though I'm not knocking him for that. Club people are so false dont't you think ? "
RIVAL'S VIEW - "They're all fat queens and girls with big tits."
DAVID JOHNSON
THE FACE -september 198
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